Watch Out For Rayale’s Improved And ‎Enhanced Teeth Made In Germany!‎

By Farah Ali Jama, Ottawa, Canada.

Given president’s tedious job and responsibilities, he deserves and is entitled to have regular thorough physical health check-ups at least once a year at a domestic or overseas medical institution of his own choosing. In addition, he is entitled to have a competent and trustworthy personal doctor and some medical staff at the State House.

It is therefore understandable that the purpose of the president’s recent travels to Europe is along the lines of determining his own personal health even though it is laden with some important state business.

Nevertheless, after he first, gave the priority to tackle the important and time consuming state business in numerous European capitals all of which has been reported to be successful, he later underwent a general physical check-up in Germany in which it was determined that he is generally in good shape or health amid having some bad teeth that may require some sort of surgery, crowning of a few molars, bicuspids or premolars, incisors, and even sharpening some of them.

Speaking of teeth, the pundits as well as the general public had all along believed that the president had been toothless, too humble, protective, and even slow to chew effectively a wide range of important national issues least of which is the need to disciple some of his errand cabinet ministers who have made a habit of verbally abusing, disregarding, and stampeding on the rights of the citizenry and human rights in general who continue to shamelessly act in unethical and corrupt manner who are known to, time and again, breach and disrespect the Constitution and Laws of this Land thereby causing the public and the nation untold misery, anguish, shame, and colossal political, economic, and social damage.

However, with the president’s improved and enhance teeth made in Germany, hopefully, he will to his happiness and to that of his subjects, be able to tear, grind, and chew his food at ease and enjoy more his usual assortment of traditional Somali and foreign gourmets coupled with the afternoons steamy, brain storming, and reverberating brief Qat chewing discussions! In addition, the president will be able to, at times, snarl fiercely at his political opponents and to permanently gnaw, grind, and mash the enemies of Somaliland from within and without!

Overall, let us hope that the president will, this time, fight back tooth and nail to a) Salvage his reputation, political standing and future b) Unequivocally state his political programme, and c) take swift action to distance himself from the illegal activities that has engulfed his administration from its inception to the present much of which had been brought unto him by a group of unpatriotic, greedy, rogue, and unruly cabinet ministers such as the Minister of Interior, Minister of Finance, Minister of Planning, Minister of Information, Minister of Posts and Telecommunication, and even the Vice President in regards to the recent Hargeysa Hospital attack as well as the Police Commissioner.

This group of errand cabinet ministers have long lost the confidence of the public and been utterly rejected by the citizenry of this land and in the Diasporas. They are impediment to democracy, progress, and healthy political dispensation to ever take place in this country and are indeed a liability to the president, UDUB party, and the nation as a whole.

We hope that as soon as the president returns home, he will quickly get back to the business of governing and that he will heed our long standing call and take the appropriate action. Therefore, we hereby, urge the president to now use his sharpened incisors to tear and remove these errand cabinet ministers from office at the upcoming cabinet reshuffle.

fjama022@uottawa.ca

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